hit ur tongue with a zapper as many times u can
what's a zapper?
its like tenis racket but with wire and its used 2 kill flys and bees im sure thers a few vids on here were 1 has been used they r exellent tools lol
Get a Electric food whisker and set it up to its top speed setting the stick your tongue into it.
get a chilli or hot pepper cut it in half and put the cut side Down on your tongue and hold it on there for aslong as you can!
salt ur entire tongue and then swallow