Go out in public and do the Pee-wee Herman "Tequila" dance. If you don't know what the dance is, watch this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BodXwAYeTfM
pretty self explanatory, in one self respect destroying act read some Mancia material in public... try not to cry
Dress as pacman and get chased around by a group of friends dressed as the ghosts in the most public place possible.