basically, i hate this girl with a passion. she cheated on me after 11 months and i think it'd be funny to prank call her ;) her number is: 07515129043 ;) record what you say and her reaction. and dont mention me :P have fun!
C'mon guys, we all know you think your significant other is hot. Prove it. Same for you, ladies.
Put a padlock around your balls and dick, and play a game of nutball. The loser is the first person to give up. The loser has to continue playing, until they win. The winner can remove the padlock.