Tell us what 5 things you would take with you to a desert island! Only five!
go to a restaurant that has attractive waiters or waitresses depending on your preference, ask your server to pick any desert and you will buy it and let them shove it in your face.
It has to be a spider you found in your house not outside!
So .... you have to make a mustache and beard on your face with drawing pins. Make sure you push them right into your skin so they don't fall out! Simples!