do the Friar.
More about do the Friar.
Sincerely doubt anyone has the funbags to do this, but anyone who does will forever go down in my mind as a hero who didn't afraid of anything.
You can't just get it done, then shave the rest off. No, no, no. You gotta go out and let the world see before you do away with it...go shopping, pay some bills, go for a walk in the park, whatever.
So, who's in?