Do your best robot dance.
Get your favorite donut. Cut in half. grill up a nice juicy cheese burger. Place between the donut and enjoy.
Go up to a random worker and tell them "You're doing it wrong". For example, go to a construction site and go up to a worker and tell them "you're doing it wrong" or go up to a store and find a worker stocking the shelves, then tell them "you're...
Show off your creepy pedoface. Check out this video for inspiration. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhuYIr1J1zc I'd prefer you to make a video kind of like this one, but a pic will work too.