go into mcdonalds wearing panties and a bra and order your food at the desk :P LOVE YOU !!!!!!
LOL. It's likely i'd get beaten, shot or raped for doing something like that around here.
take a hammer or a nail gun and drive a nail through your nipples
Classic dare, drive through a drive thru backwards and order as normal. (reverse through entire thing, requires a passenger to order and pay as heads up.)