Take a big chuck of dryer lint and take a bite out of it.
You know that when you were a kid you ate play-doh before or at least tasted it. Why not re live your childhood and eat some play-doh
Grab a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Each time you eat a cheeto, you have to light it on fire. How many can you eat? OmNomNomNomNomNomNom!!
How many baby wipes can you eat?