flaming hand prick-asso.
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Stole this idea from Darkchamber, who stole it from Baboonskwad...
You'll be needing a marker, some paper, something flammable, a staple gun (regular staplers are for pussies), and a fast hand.
Light your hand on fire, and start drawing a penis...every time you gotta put the fire out, you gotta staple your hand.
I believe the record is 2 staples? 2 or 3...anyhow, who cares. Get to drawing.