KFC is releasing a new monster sandwich on April 12th. go to town on them as fast as you can! http://consumerist.com/2010/04/kfcs-bacon-sandwich-on-fried-chicken-bread-kills-people-everywhere-on-april-12.html
Get the same mohawk that Aang has in Avatar The Last Airbender (Dye it blue for bonus points)
spray some axe on your pits and chest and light it on fire.