Be creative please.
Get kicked off public transportation in a creative way. Off a subway/bus/trolly, just keep it legal!
of anywhere (walmart or the mall probably your best bet) in the most creative way possible
In a public place (like a shopping center) yell at oncoming people "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" just like Gandalf in Lord of The Rings. For any of you who need a good reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1cT_5-4PJU