Eat one Staple a piece to you Snort a piece and the grand finalie....Rub some in your eyes.......O_o This one sucks. but once you get it in your eyes....you won't feel any of the others, trust me ;)
Film the whole process of buying and eating the peper, or you can just eat it in the sore. Show that wacko guy that your no joke!
Get two bowls and empty a tin of baked beans into one bowl now you have to take the baked beans out one at a time with chopsticks you have one minute to get as many out as you can. Enjoy!