Make a cling film outfit wear it and post a picture
Get some cling film and wrap it over the toilet seats. Then watch the panic as the wee/poo bounces off onto the floor ! ahahahaha!
And buy something, of course. (hey, you asked for it.)
u know what to do. Wrap Clingfilm over arm, deo or fluid it and burn the shit. Lets test ur hardcoreness ;-)