go into the shower, and do a messy shower, with as many messy things you can find
not nude. i think it is legal, why not? :D
do i have to do it totally nude? is that even legal? ill do it, im just wondering.
eat something in public or a restaurant and get it all of yourself and your surroundings, if you can hit innocent bystanders it would be awesome.
I would love to see someone get on some old clothes, sit in the bath and pour three messy things over their head. Beans, soup, custard etc would be amazing! :)
put only shaving cream down the front of your undies then wedgie yourself