"my pet rock is sick"
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Find a rock, and love it!!!! Draw a face on it, or cloth it, whatever you want, but do something to show it's special....
Now take the rock to a vet or a pet store and make the most convincing story up about how your pet rock is sick. Try your best to get the doctor/sales associate to believe your seriously concerned about your rock.
Don't forget to name it!