Title say it all.
Deal with it.
The chics get left out again? Gah!
Not my fault that you were born without a schlong and are therefore inferior.
Stop complaining and bake something.
OMG Mister Calicab you are misbehaving again! Tut Tut
Make sure if it's a cake, you save me a slice!!!
eazy peezy. Just get a banana peel and staple it on yourself. simple as that :D
Just pee your pants in a random public place, take a pic of it, and then post it on here; www.makeadare.com.
put on a pair of jeans and no underwear. then get in the shower/tub and videotape yourself taking a nice long pee