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calicab dares Everyone to

piss mommy off.

DoubleOAwesome couldn't handle this dare, but we think you can.

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piss mommy off.

Within 24 hours of accepting this dare, you have to piss your mom off so bad that she's ready to have you committed.
I don't care how, I don't care when (as long as it's within 24 hours of acceptance), and I don't really care at what cost.

What I DO care about is that she's so full of rage at her little ray of sunshine that she wants to kill you.
Here's your chance for an epic prank m'boy. Use it wisely and do not disappoint.

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brooke673

I think i accept....my mom just got surgery, so doubly good :) jkjk...Do u want a video still?

73 months ago
hurlex112

absolutely, do as many dares as you want, you dont need to ask.

73 months ago
LelleyandPom

Still waiting!

73 months ago
calicab

He declined all my dares. Isn't gonna happen.

73 months ago
LelleyandPom

All of them??

73 months ago
calicab

mhmm

73 months ago
Fallnangel7

:(

73 months ago
calicab

Aye.

73 months ago
Fallnangel7

id still love to see this.....

74 months ago
calicab

It won't happen.

74 months ago
DoubleOAwesome

he's right, it won't happen.

74 months ago
calicab

*cough*

75 months ago
calicab

No, you should get your ass in gear.

75 months ago
calicab

You said that like 20 weekends ago.

75 months ago
TommyDean999

You two should just get a room and get it over with.

75 months ago
BaboonSkwad

So you gonna do it or what? http://myfacewhen.com/184/

76 months ago
LelleyandPom

Put maggots in her bed.
Just a suggestion!!!

76 months ago
sikangel

Ask her what she wants to be called when she has grandkids......Granny, Gran-gran, Nana......THEN tell her you got _________ (insert name) pregnant. AND since you got responsibilities you are gonna start selling drugs to take care of jr.
Just sayin.

76 months ago
calicab

What do you want to be called when you don't make me a sammich?
A slow learner or......?

76 months ago
sikangel

Ask her for $1000 dollars.....when she says no and she will.....throw yourself in the floor kicking and screaming, maybe even bite......her or you. whatever. -Cal does this ALL the time ;)
Act like a baby......cry, suck your thumb, piss your pants
Insist she call you "Your Highness" or some gay shit and ONLY answer to that. (And Cal does this....gah)
Palm bomb her. (again.......Cal)
Call and or text Mommy dearest NONSTOP.
Imitate various animals for her listening pleasure.
Stupid knock knock jokes.....over and over and over (Again.....sometimes I wonder wtf his mom did during pregnancy)
Ask why after everything she says. (Cal does it......soooooo annoying)
Make up ur own language....."talk" to her......throw a fit when she doesn't get it.

76 months ago
goodyuk

Aw... bless Cal.... we wouldn't want him any other way........
But then again.... it's you who has to live with him! LOL

Never a dull moment! :]

YEY

76 months ago
calicab

sammich
sammich
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sammich
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sammich
sammich
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sammich

76 months ago
Fallnangel7

change the start up sound on the computer to some random porn sound FX so when she goes to turn on the computer, porn plays!!!!

76 months ago
calicab

AWESOME IDEA.

76 months ago
sikangel

Bring out all ur......toys?......whatever teenage boys play with into the living room.
Take ALL ur clothes out of ur closets and drawers then request her to do ur laundry. \
Piss all over the bathroom......toilet seat, floor, shower.
Leave the seat up.
Wear JUST ur undies all day, scratch ALOT.
Speak to her in burps only.

76 months ago
sikangel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSmk2k_KGkU

Cal (although not my child acts like one!) did this to me ALL fuckin day. I wanted to kill something. Just a suggestion.

76 months ago
calicab

Did you figure out that all I wanted was a sammich?

76 months ago
Fallnangel7

my keyboard doesn't have the right keys to express my happiness 4 this dare, so i instead will leave you with this.

http://images.neopets.com/games/new_tradingcards/lg_wockyflowers.gif

76 months ago
calicab

I'm glad we both approve.
You're like my brother....from another mother.

76 months ago

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