just do something random absolutely anything :D
I like turtles
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
lol ahahahahahahaha this guy needs to chill honestly......... i have a beard :) giggidy but its not a major beard dammit i wish i had a major beard though tbh. You really are a sick twisted asshole man i remember when i first joined this site you and the whole kissing guys ass dare seriously you even did it to dan you do it to all the newbies making them feel pressured into doing it because they are new you did it to me on bragster aswel. You get your kicks outa guys doing freaky shit with each other you obv have no girl or life yourself. Any girl ever touch your penis? thought not. Any guy ever touched your penis? probably but they must be insane you sick fuck. I think i speak for everyone when i say go suck on a camels left testicle, chew on the ass of an overgrown turkey and eat donkey shit you big old greasy man testicle. You never show your face your like a pedo arent ya, your like herbit off family guy. We all come on this site for fun you know its like people log into facebook, myspace, twitter and so on its a daily thing to check. Please though for the love of God do us all a favour and you know go to a gay bar, get laid, suck guys dick and be happy or you know guy porn maybe? your obviously abit mental to be fair so in the word of ME, FUCK OFF your unwanted you ugly, creepy, mentally unstable, guys ass loving, pedofile. End of Rant =]
You win. http://myfacewhen.com/244/
WTF is this guys problem dammmmmnnnn
Hes still just a little upset cause i got him removed from bragster for cheating...give him time...he will come around...
randomness for calicab means going out into the world (he might get burned being exposed to sunlight for the first time) and making a friend who ISNT a random stranger behind a computer.
Says the guy who's biggest inspiration is the singer from Coldplay. Weak band is weak.
http://www.makeadare.com/dare/kiss-ass http://www.makeadare.com/dare/get-someone-kiss-your-butt http://www.makeadare.com/dare/get-friend-kiss-your-butt http://www.makeadare.com/dare/kiss-butt http://www.makeadare.com/dare/give-someone-take-stinkface http://www.makeadare.com/dare/get-buddy-kiss-your-bare-ass-for
Additionally, the messages he sent me begging for me to tell him stories about guys kissing other dudes butts.
LIKE I SAID CALICAB, YOUR PUTTING ALL YOUR ENERGY INTO ME, SPECIALFX. YOUR LIFE IS WHAT I MAKE IT. YOU HAVE NONE OF YOUR OWN. YOUR FOCUSING ON ME. NOT YOURSELF. I AM YOUR LIFE. YOURE MY BITCH.
Holy shit this is funny :')
go ahead, humor yourselves you fat loners. live your lives behind a computer never having any real friends or girlfriends. your all fat bearded loners with no lives at all. im leaving this site forever. and youll all always be here. because ur too pathetic to go out and live REAL lives. keep talking shit you queers. im gone. PEACE OUT LOSERS!
Wtf? You need some help bro
My beard hasnt fully developed yet, but I'll accept it as an.. insult?
But, but, I don't have a beard!
haha i need help? youre the losers who panicked when bragster might be closing cuz then youll have no (pretend) lives anymore haha. get therapy to get the balls to go out and make real friends you losers. you all sit behind computers all day. i dont need websites to make friends, i can do that in real life unlike you patheitc queers. darkchamber go pick my strawberries you fat wetback. LOGGED OFF FOR GOOD. PEACE OUT LOSERS!
....you said you were logging off like 5 or 6 mins ago. The fuck you waiting for?
I just can't respect his opinions in the slightest for two obvious reasons..
1) Who the fuck is he? xD 2) His dares all contain ass-kissing of some sort. What kinda weird fetish is that?
All I know is.....
I like my hoes to sometimes act dead for me while i'm nailing them - full on rigamortis, motionless hells yeah.....
And I thought THAT made me weird....this guys FX has made me feel so much better about myself. Excuse while I fap to some zombie porn.
I'd ask Sik to watch but y'know....she must not be real, since i'm a fat pathetic loser with no life, no job, and no gf.
I'm gonna miss him, he was good fun D;
wait, didn't he say you were focusing on him cali? when he made a comment directed at you first. also he mad because no one will give him ass kissing fap material
Nah. A while back he'd sent me a bunch of weird ass messages about dudes kissing dude butt, and stink facing and crazy shit like that. At FIRST I thought DOA had a second dummy account and was just fucking with me, so I didn't pay much attention and rolled with it, but he sent me like tons and tons and tons of messages all about the same thing - dude butt.
At one point he's sent me this long ass drawn out msg about how some friend of his returned from Iraq or some shit, and they made a bet - loser had to take a stinkface (good wholesome fun). Anyhow, according to the 'story' FX lost the bet and had to take a stinkface....
I'll add here that he used uber descriptive words, talking about ball stank, hairy butts, crack stench, etc. Really didn't know how to respond to that, so I just blew him off....bout 20 mins later yet ANOTHER msg, asking me to 'retell' him the story in my own words, and to please be as descriptive as possible.
I guess he got annoyed, or bored, or whatever and he went on to msg some others on the site, a few of whom sent me msgs about him. o_O So last night, after seeing FX had made yet ANOTHER dare hoping to get weird ass fap material, I decided to dare HIM to appear on cam in some way.
you thought it was me? o_O
LOL. Yeah, I did.
I mean i've never known anyone who talked about dude butt....so I figured it HAD to be someone fucking with me....and since i'm always fucking with you, thought maybe it was some weird ass, juvenile form of revenge.
Messages from him, from 2 months ago.. And I quote;
'i need ur advice. i got dared to be stinkfaced, i accepted it, then after i found out what it was, and i cant get out of it now. haha. what should i do? do u know what a stinkface is?'
'well i cant back out, ill look like a pussy. i dont want to accept something and NOT do it like a coward. what do you say? btw you DO know what a stinkface is right???'
'but everyone else besides you ive asked had said dont jump out, and ive never gone back on anything ive ever promised or committed to in my life. i mean...it cant be that bad. you do know exactly what a stink face is right?'
***Note how he persists on me giving him back a detailed description of my definition of 'stink face'. Probably so he can imagine it then proceed to fulfil his dirty needs.***
'haha, ill do it, i just need advice on how to make it as painless as possible. btw there are 5 different versions of the stinkface, which one are you thinking it is?'
'i meant painful as in as less bad as possible. yes thats the same stinkface, i have to have my face in a guys crack for 30 seconds. just dont know who would do it yet. who the hell would want my face inbetween their butt cheeks?'
***I think he wants me to say 'Me! come and put your face inbetween MY buttcheeks! :D' ..I didn't crack << SEE WHAT I DID THAR?! CRACK xDDD***
..After telling him to gtfo because he was boring me and that he should either just do it and stop moaning, or not do it at all, he got a little hostile.. I also called him a douche, because.. He is.
'still no luck with the stinkface. any ideas to how to complete it?'
'??? any help?'
'im just trying to be funny and make conversation, fuck you then if youre just gonna be a prick about it.'
'im being a douche, im trying to break the ice with new people on makeadare.com and your being this prick, and IM thw douche, fuck you ya douchebag cunt. dont message me anymore, i wont even open if. so fuck you ya little pathetic bitch.'
^ tl;dr? just do it, it's worth it. :)
Dude, that was EXACTLY the same message he sent me Tommy. Seriously, word for fucking word.
Hi guise, whats going on in he........ http://myfacewhen.com/i/519.gif
As I imagined :) Bet we aren't the only ones either. His entire MaD account was just a stepping stone to bring him one step closer to his unusual sexual desires o_O Butt, little did he know, he didn't crack us! He then had to get cheeky. Well I for one can turn the other cheek, because he was just being an ass. < That shiz was full of puns XD
Good lord! I thought I was the only one getting the stink face dare messages this guy is relentless. XD
I'll bust out the messages when I get home from work. Lol XD
Just showing some love to my boy!!!! ;)
go up to someone in a shop and randomly say something out loud to them like -(Walk up) You see!? You see!? I like chicken Banna Apple Cream Pie Sandwiches and wot do u like Cheese"! and wen they say something like -"WTF u dont know me wot...