run from an employee.
More about run from an employee.
Again with the retail store! Wander around a retail store looking at stuff. Just mind your own business, don't cause a scene. When an employee walks up to you and asks if they can help, FREAK THE FXCK OUT!
Act like they scared the crap out of you. Extra points if you cause a scene and run away from them and out of the store like they're after you.