go to a public place an shit in the street...
lmfao i already did this and i a had no tp so i found what i could to wipe which happend someone left there snack on the bus bench i was hanging off that snack was a maccas cheese burger i used the wraper it wasnt enought so i used the burger it self lol i then got pulled up 15 mins later by the cops asing where i was early i told em i was where i am now and the copper said it looks to me you took a shit off the bus stop seat and wiped your fucking arse with a maccas cheese burger do you laugh or try to hold a straight face lol
DAMN YOU CCTV SECURITY CAMERA'S *shakes fist*
Hitler has been reincarnated as an exorcist chicken who shits thumbtacks!
Go to take a shit in a pulic place, on the road, or even in your house.. x] just DONT poop in your toilet
Heroic, I'll take the shit and increase his fame!