act as crazy as you want and sing the peanut butter jelly song
wipe peanut butter in one armpit, jelly in the other. then wipe ur pits off with 2 pieces of bread...then eat it!!
...as possible in 3 minutes. You can only drink milk.
After your amazing performance of Learning To Fly, i'd like to see you take a crack at this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG89dp9Z_gM As you can see, the lyrics are up for your convenience. Think of it as a serenade for Tommy. :)