thats pretty good
this is as close as i went lol
Cut out pieces of paper and then right each letter on each piece... for exaple...(alex) i would cut out 4 pieces of blank paper and staple them across my chest and then pull each on off.
spray some axe on your pits and chest and light it on fire.
Use a stapler on your finger or a part of your hand. It will hurt at the start, but the pain fades after a few sec.