Take a picture of yourself shirtless.
Easy and done
Go into a big and tall store and find the biggest pair of pants you can find, jump inside and stretch out the pants and smile! Just like this: http://i.imgur.com/H6rXR.jpg
1)Take headshots of strangers (perferably interesting stangers) 2)Make a montage with Major Tom playing in the background
find your nearest "Santa" and take a picture with him....or get him to sit on your lap....