Take a picture of your penis and post it on this site
Take a picture of yourself making a heart with your hands <3
It has to be a picture you took yourself!
Take pic of just your torso, so you're not identifiable. Enlarge pic on photocopier. Mount on black art board. Take to local college, put it up on wall, or in showcase with other drawings. Drop by and visit it and see how long it stays up....