take a sobriety test.
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I know there's quite a few drinkers here, so I want to see some failed sobriety tests the next time you get hammered.
1) walk a straight line (about 2 car lengths), heel to toe, heel to toe, turn around and walk back.
2) stand on one foot, tilt your head back and touch the tip of your nose with your index finger. Recite the alphabet.
3) stand with your feet together, arms stretched out, tilt your head back and count from 1-30, then 30-1.
Make me laugh, goddamnit.