after eating a meal or getting a hair cut ect... tip using a printed out Schrute buck
i doubt anyone will do this one but anyhow. Make your own human centipede ( doesnt have to be exactly the same ofc) and if possible film peoples reactions to it
Stapler? Check. Bug Zapper? Check. Staple the tips of your fingers, can give them a good zap or two. Oh no he didn't!