Clev96's New Miscellaneous Dares

Time for another sponsored dare! This time we'll have less vomiting (hopefully). Sponsored dare for this month is to scare a friend. The winner will be chosen based off creativity and hilarity. The dare is pretty straight forward, no need for a big set of rules except please don't scare anyone...

Hump anything. Make it good.

Give yourself a swirly, easy enough. To make it harder you could do it with something in the toilet for bonus points.