I awoke and found myself in a dark room, wearing nothing but a top hat and a pair of gloves. As i got up i noticed that i had a sheet of paper protruding from my ear hole. And i don't mean just sticking out it was protruding like a wing on an airplane. As i tried to remove the paper i got the weird feeling that i was being watched. I turned around to find Troy standing in front of a small doggy door.
"hello there, my name is troy and I would like for you to be a subject in an experiment of mine."
I was all like, "no way, i just want to go home."
"i will destroy you and kill your entire ant farm if you refuse to partake" he said.
"i accepted and he led me to a small dark room, lit only by a computer, "what is this?" I asked.
"Just create an account and partake in the going ons and you can go home"he replied.
So i made an account and use this site regularly
He also threatened to kill me if i ever told anyone, so i'm afraid. very afraid