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spankin_sam is a NOOB
What am I doing?
just fapping, mostly
27 months ago 
spankin_sam's dares (2) See All
St. Patrick's Day is coming, show us your best Irish assets painted green.
spankin_sam dares Everyone
Take a picture or video of yourself wearing only a skimpy bikini made out of whipped cream. Extra credit if it is a thong.
spankin_sam dares Everyone
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If I owned green paint or whipped cream, I may have been able to do one of these. Try something less obtuse and more approachable.
27 months ago
I will buy you either the whipped cream or the green paint, you can choose. And since they are my dares, I want them to reflect my own obtuseness.
27 months ago
Name Sam
Location NYC
United States
United States
Age 49
Last Seen 8 months ago
More about spankin_sam
I am a little creepy and somewhat pervy, and I enjoy taking long, romantic walks on the beach.
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Thanks for the fan! :)